03
Mar

Fart Bars and Poo Strings

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Hey there. Just wanted to stop in.
I went to work today but it was a no-Dr. day so I got to read all day. And I brought Bella just for fun. I bathed her in the big sink that you do necropsies over (like autopsies but for dogs) which is gross but she needed it. This morning she pooped in the grass but she had eaten some of my hair so when it came out the other end, her poops were attached to her like a string. Needless to say she ended up with poo-tail. So I get home and realized that I left her collar right on the counter. Now Im busted.

Oh and I side note – Alan and I changed the official name of Fiber-One granola bars to Fart Bars. Seriously. Its probably just some big joke in the Fiber One factory. They put in some farty ingredient and its 0% fiber.

I didnt mean for my whole blog to be so poop-based. Sorry about that.

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17
Feb

The good kind of poop.

When i was at Urban Outfitters today and was trying to decide between the grey dress or the red dress i was standing in my socks at the 3 way mirror thing and this girl in a big ugly knitted rasta hat said “you should pick the grey one.”

I was like “oh. um, ok thanks” and then she said “Most people look like poop in grey, but you pull it off”.

At the time I was like ‘cool! alright!’ and i bought the grey dress but now Im wondering if she meant I can pull off the “poop” look.

I typed in “good poop” into google and got this. I think Ill make these.

A good poop

A good poop

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17
Feb

Rainy Day

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So this morning I got up around 6:30 and showered and did my makeup and everything. Then about 10 minutes before I was going to leave for school i realized its technically a holiday. schools closed. Its good but also bad, I needed to go to the library for the Devil’s Craft (Algebra) homework. Oh well.

So I went and got a haircut and shopped at Urban Outfitters. Education Schmeducation!

Oh! And I got new glasses. Part of me wanted some of these sweet babys but for some reason the glasses store didn’t have any of these? 

06
Feb

Hello ladies and germs!

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Hey everyone. Welcome to my new blog Eeples and Baneenees!

This is going to be a place I can write about whatever I feel like and quite often, there might be some knitting material! (I know, I’m naughty!)

A little about me – Im 25 and I live in Southern California with my wonderful husband, two kitties and a hermaphrodite pug (maybe if you’re lucky I’ll post pics of her penisgina). 

I work at a vet hospital and going to school for pre-vet. But I’m not as boring as I sound, i hope.

Mostly I love to knit. Sometimes I dream about knitting an art project of a whole house with a garden and everything. Made of yarn.  Ok maybe I am as boring as I sound. Moving on.

Ill be posting about my travels and whatnot. Ok, Im going to go help our dog cause she is barfing now.

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05
Feb

Dog barf explained….

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So I just wanted to explain why my dog was barfing.

We have a little 15 pound pug named Bella (previously mentioned with the penisgina) who has a taste for Orbitz gum. The other day we found her eating some and I talked to the Dr at my work about it. Apparently the main ingredient in sugar free gum is xylitol which is totally toxic to dogs.

If you can catch it within 30 mins you can make them barf

by forcing hydrogen peroxide down them. So I did that and now its just a big peppermint fresh barf every 5 minutes or so.

Shes going to go to work with me for monitoring but Ill update on how she is. Now that the gum is out she is probably fine. :)

Gum Insertion Cavity

Gum Insertion Cavity