19
Mar

Mmm Pear.

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I made this pear while sitting here watching America’s Next Top Model. Found the pattern here. Thanks to Amigurumi Girl!
Yummy!

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18
Mar

I hate the Pope.

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yeah.
So he just visitied Africa and reaffirmed a ban on condoms. Africa. A place that is ravaged by HIV and AIDS. Not to mention RAPE. People in Africa have a belief that only sex with a virgin will cure AIDS, so what happens? Men with AIDS rape young virgins and give them HIV.

The Pope is no better than Hilter. He is condemning millions of people to death. It is on his head that a mother of 3 children dies of AIDS. It is on his head that a 13 year old girl was brutally gang raped and is now infected with a disease that will leave her dead and her family struggling to survive.

It makes me sick that people like this are still walking this Earth and are involved in religion.

I guess this is hitting so close to home because I sponsor a 9 year old girl in Lesotho, South Africa. Her mother died of AIDS and she works a farm with her father. We have exchanged letters and I only want her to overcome her hardships and become a strong, young, succesful, and HAPPY woman. Im so sad that, in the name of GOD, this beautiful young girl is put in harms way.

WWJD? Jesus would NOT let millions of people suffer and die in his name, because of something that could be prevented.

Shame on the Pope.

Bastard

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15
Mar

Jenny Lewis!!

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I just found out Jenny Lewis is going to be playing at the Pomona Glass House about 15 minutes from my house in ONE MONTH! I just peed my pants a little.

15
Mar

Super Fun Date Happy Time!

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Yaaaay. My husbands coming home and then we’re going to one of our favorite restaurants called Bright Star. Its Vegan Thai food and so freakin delicious I want to punch the cook in the face.

THEN we are going to see Watchmen! Im excited.  I worked all day today and now I am tired and need some kick-punching superhero action!

OH and…..drumroll please…..I got accepted into the college I wanted! I know, I know “But arent you kind of old to have just got accepted?”

The answer is “Nooooo. No ones too old to go to college.”  And I started school when I was 18 with a major in art. It was really fun, but a degree in “Oh, thats pretty” is worth crap.  And I have always loved animals so once I started working at the vet I decided I’m going to be a vet. So I got accepted into Cal Poly in Zoology and Animal Science.

Wee!

Heres a picture of the Beans just for fun.

Little Baby Beans

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11
Mar

Hello Crappy!

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So for my works last Christmas party we had to draw names and give our co worker a small gift.

Well, the only problem with that is a don’t got no money, honey. So I knew she was Asian and loved Hello Kitty so I made her this.

Luckily I totally tricked her into forgetting I didn’t spend any money on it and she liked it.

hellokitty1

I made this Amigurumi carrot awhile ago and really liked it.

Happy Carrot
Happy Carrot
 But then I left it out and the evil Pug of Doom got ahold of it. Here is the “After” on the carrot.
Dead Carrot!
Dead Carrot!

 

11
Mar

Tips N Tricks!

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Heres some friendly tips, tricks, n hints from your friendly neighbordhood vet tech!

 When you go to the vet because your dog is sick, please don’t expect them to offer treatment for 5 bucks. And don’t get mad when we offer what your dog really does need to be healthy. We are concerned about your dog. Not your wallet.

If your dogs eye fell out, his leg fell off, or he stopped breathing – don’t call us to ask if we think he should be seen. More than likely, his eye is supposed to stay in his head, and you should leave it to the professionals to put it back in.

Eye popping out liability.

Eye popping out Liability

Oh and yes, your shih-tzu is a dick.

10
Mar

Whats a girl gotta do??

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To get some birth control around here?
I just got home from driving all around and getting sad for America.
I got a prescription for a pill brand that come to find out is really really expensive and not covered by my crappy insurance. If I can’t afford to poop out a baby, I can’t afford $60 a month to prevent it.
So I go to my school health center hoping they can help me out and they don’t take walk in’s and cant see me for a long time. (Which isn’t going to work – Im married and need my BC now.)
So THEN i got to Planned Parenthood thinking THEY are the ones to see for cheap contraceptives and I am proven wrong. The office call for them was like $160. Which I dont have. Otherwise I would have just bought the damn pills.
So finally I got to my GYN’s office and they give me some free samples to hold me over.
Now Im home and going to have to just save up cash for the next two months to afford the pills.
I just don’t see how Birth Control was the “Great Women’s Liberator” when most of us don’t have the money to get them.
No Liberation for me. :(

Im going to go eat some cinnamon toast crunch.  These guys fight for Women’s Rights.

Fighting for Women's Rights

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09
Mar

Cancelled my gym

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Its just too expensive and I don’t drag my ass there often enough for it.

They made me mad though. As many times as I said “nah, I just wanna cancel” they would say things like “what if we made it only $25.99 a month?” and “What if we throw in a free baby and some organic sweat pants?”
I admit. I was tempted. But no.

Heres what Im going to be like now. My hopes is that it will frighten off predators.

Me in a week

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09
Mar

Free crap

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I just spent hours screwing around on this internet signing up for free samples. I hope my mailman gets just a LITTLE freaked out stuffing our mailbox with tampons and granola bars.
Night!

06
Mar

New Painting

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So I finished a new painting. Thar she blows!

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